Sunday, April 09, 2006

Answers on a postcard, please.

The first ever SillySigns competition. Post your answers here with the chance of fame and glory. One day I may declare someone the arbitrary winner.

The question: What is this sign trying to say?

[Spotted by Prasad Ramamurthy who, as in all good competitions, is ineligible along with his family, relatives, employees, employers, school-friends, pets, advertising agents, laywers etc etc.]

39 comments:

Visualscribe said...

O damn! so not fair... :-)

Aleksejs said...

Hm... Maybe it is placed before some school, and informs about it?

Teutsch said...

Help! Man stuck in triangle!

Julia said...

Beware of ravers on ecstasy!

Blake Fought said...

WARNING: Unarmed man dancing while being held at gunpoint!

jules said...

You are entering an area where there is a good chance someone will rob you at gunpoint!!

Sheryle said...

Caution: Tom Cruise Crossing

fruggs said...

Warning: Chased People Crossing

Lou Dobbs said...

WARNING: Illegal immigrants entering the country.
(I'm going to hear it for this one)

RealtorTomMeyer said...

Touchdown Zone.

RealtorTomMeyer said...

Touchdown Zone.

Son of Adam said...

It is outside a Church and it means:

"CAUTION! Fiance Fleeing From Church Zone! Slow to 6 miles per hour."

I remember it from Driver's Ed here in the Bible Belt

Janet M. Kincaid said...

I haven't a witty thing to add, except, if you're taking votes, I vote for Sheryle's bit of wit. That's the only one at which I laughed out loud!

Larry said...

Stick um up!

Janine said...

Hey Dad, do you still remember me now that you're famous?

...no? Oh well, never mind. As far as the competition goes, I think the sign's perfectly obvious:

If you should find yourself positioned between vertical black dots, please proceed to star-jump in an orderly manner

Valerie said...

Beware of Dog

ev said...

funny!

ev said...

funny!

Buttonbasher said...

Caution!
Walk like an Egyptian Dance Competition ahead!

Mark said...

"Warning! The Village People, dead ahead"

(All together now; "Y-M-C-A.."

Great signs mate, made me laugh.

Mark
http://www.marksatsea.blogspot.com

v.c. said...

Caution: Blair Witch in the woods, stay out of it for your own good!

Mankind said...

Caution!
Insane Asylum Escapee Crossing

Kim said...

EEEEkkkkkk!

Elizabeth said...

hunting season: Stupid people

bigmo said...

i'm a black man but please don't shoot!....
UGH

cal said...

when dancing, beware of spontaneous decapitation ...

alan.schram said...

Frolicking in progress. Fines are doubled.

tgaa said...

WARNING

CUT
PRICE
CASH

Heisenberg said...

"You do the hokey-pokey and shake it all about..."

Jazzmamma said...

EMILY HARTE: Help! Emergency!! Need phone!!!

Anonymous said...

run for your lives!!!

Alba said...

Danger! Ungly neighbourhoods zone. Death Scare Risk.

Jen said...

My vote is with the "Chased person crossing" Although, "Hunting Season: Stupid People" is also pretty amusing.

In Canada, though, it would be a "Yield to head-attachment challenged, chased persons" sign, just to keep it all PC.

Liz said...

Beware: Dick Cheney hunting ahead

Marcheline said...

The Tom Cruise one should definitely win. Definitely.

Craig (mars-hill) said...

Perhaps, "If world bends...PANIC!"

Anonymous said...

woot! look mum, i'm on a traffic road sign!... really, its me...

Amanda said...

Hold up!

Barrabas said...

Simple.

the sign tells you EXACTLY what to do when you can't understand the darn sign.