It’s a lottery

What? Whether the windows fit? Whether they are delivered to the correct installation address? You need to be a lottery winner to afford them?

[On a road in Oxfordshire, UK - Nov 2008]

The curse of the O-O-O reply

Swansea Council wanted to discourage truckies but the Welsh reads "I am not in the office at the moment. Please send any work to be translated."

Oh, the dangers of bilingual signs and the Out-of-Office auto-reply.

[Collected on the web - various news sites 1 Nov]