Ail Ale

From the Black Sheep Brewery range. Spotted by Alan Grainger.

Proof that sex sells anything

Contributed by Alan Grainger.
[Dec 2005 - Otahuhu, NZ]

It is all one sentence

They certainly don't write them like they used too.
[9 Sep 2005 Fowey, UK] 

Would you join?

Oakdale Glee Society! What is a 'Glee' society?
[25 June 2005. Museum of Welsh Life, Cardiff, UK] 

How many unique ways are there to read this headstone?

Someone with better maths skills than me can work it out, but I think it is over 2000
[24 Sep 2005, Monmouth, UK] 

No wonder it wasn't open

If the gate is going to be "closed one hour before published time", let's say 6pm, then this gate has to close one hour before that i.e. 5pm, and since that fact is published on this gate it becomes the new "published time", and since this gate will close one hour before the published time, this gate has to close at 4pm, which means ....
[8 Aug 2001, Petersham, UK]

.... flowed away?

[3 Nov 2001, Thames path, UK]

Perhaps they read a different version?

Matthew 4:19 - And he said to them, "Follow me, and I will make you fishers of men."
[17 Apr 2004, Bisham, UK] 

Eyes front.

'Alas, I have no photo of the sign on the back of the pilot's seats on B737s. Apart from the fact that they can not rotate, one wonders what else was in the minds of those who mandated the sign that says, "Seats must face forward for takeoff and landing."

Then there is the OSH requirement that the security car park reserved for pilots only must have a certain minimum number of reserved car parks for the mobility impaired.'

Air NZ pilot

Would that be 79, then?

[19 May 2003, Magic Mountain LA]

Well, they are not working on their spelling

[29 Jun 2002, Lewes, UK]

Just thought you would like to know

[10 Apr 2004, near Lynton, UK]

Want to hang out at the Mall?

The yellow sign reads "Tourist Shopping Mall" [4 Jan 2004, Trodos mountain, Cyprus]

Indeed, you are!

[10 Apr 2004, near Lynton, UK]

Zero Safety?

I think I would prefer just a little more safety at my workplace 

Why bother?

[9 May 2004, Worlds End, UK]

How do you get to the top if you don't start at the bottom?

Sign is helpfully placed at the bottom of a windmill .... [29 Mar 2003, Bembridge Windmill, UK]

Perhaps for amphibious wheelchairs??

[8 Jun 2003, Ironbridge Gorge, UK]

Darn!

I'd flown halfway round the world to visit the place! (The sign reads Hollywood Closed) [18 May 2003, Hollywood, USA]

Or, alternatively, walk straight ahead and hit the wall

How stupid is the average pedestrian anyway? Don't answer that! [Feb 2004, Oxford St, London, UK]

It's going to take a LOT of plants

(Sorry about the focus) This sign is in the Lost Gardens of Heligan. Read the sign! (If it hurts your eyes, skip to the end.) http://www.heligan.com/home/home.html [18 Jan 2004, Heligan, Cornwall, UK]

Switched off yet still readable

A great power saving secret discovered by French Rail [25 May 2002, Gare du Nord, Paris]

I can't see the woods for the tree

[6 Apr 2003, Derbyshire, UK]

Oxymoron 2

[14 Sep 2003, Sandwich, UK]

Oxymoron 1

[30 May 2002, St Raphael, France]

OK then, I won't read it

[18 Apr 2003, M1, UK]

I thought it would be bigger.

[7 Sep 2003, London, UK]